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Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis

Birthday: 1 October 1969, Wilkesboro, North Carolina, USA
Birth Name: Zacharius Knight Galifianakis
Height: 170 cm

Zach Galifianakis was born in Wilkesboro, North Carolina, to Mary Frances (Cashion), who owned a community arts center, and Harry Galifianakis, a heating oil vendor. His father is of Greek descent and ...Show More

Zach Galifianakis
(2009, GQ Magazine) There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to Show more (2009, GQ Magazine) There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life. Hide
[on the first movie he took a date to] - Eddie Murphy: Raw (1987). I know, a terrible thing to choos Show more [on the first movie he took a date to] - Eddie Murphy: Raw (1987). I know, a terrible thing to choose, but I wanted to see it. Eddie Murphy was wearing that fancy leather suit. But she became my high school sweetheart. She was four inches taller than me. Hide
It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison. My mom and dad Show more It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison. My mom and dad are like, 'You're not enjoying any of this'. I say, 'It's your fault for not raising me up to be superficial'. Hide
[on the first R-rated movie he saw in a theater] - Hot Dog... The Movie (1984). I went with my frien Show more [on the first R-rated movie he saw in a theater] - Hot Dog... The Movie (1984). I went with my friend but I told my mom I was gonna to go see Yentl (1983). She knew what we did. She picked us up at the theater afterwards and was like, "How was 'Yentl?'" She wanted a full report. I was like, "Well, you know mom, they're really not our people..." Hide
(2009) Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. Show more (2009) Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. Hide
[Ryan] Gosling better watch his ass. [Ryan] Gosling better watch his ass.
[to Barack Obama in a mock interview, 2014] What is it like to be the last black president? [to Barack Obama in a mock interview, 2014] What is it like to be the last black president?
(On his TV series Tru Calling (2003)) It was the dumbest show I'd ever seen. I remember calling the Show more (On his TV series Tru Calling (2003)) It was the dumbest show I'd ever seen. I remember calling the executive producer and saying, 'This show is terrible, doesn't make any sense, and it's insulting'. I tried to get fired. We'd do a table read, and as soon as we're done, I'd be the first one up, and I'd go, to the writer of the episode or whatever, 'Great script, Janet'. And I'd throw it in the trash can and walk out. Then I told the lead actress she was eating her way to cancellation. They thought it was me being Funny Stand-up Guy. But it was an incredibly happy time in my life, because I was biking everywhere. I was smoking so much pot, which was... You know, I was playing a doctor on TV, and I had to memorize all this medical jargon, and on, like, take 17-it was so unprofessional. Hide
A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is Show more A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong. Hide
I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling. I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
[on January Jones] I was at a party, I'd never met her, and she was like, 'Come, sit down.' So I sit Show more [on January Jones] I was at a party, I'd never met her, and she was like, 'Come, sit down.' So I sit at her table and talk for ten minutes, and she goes, 'I think it's time for you to leave now.' So I say, 'January, you are an actress in a show and everybody's going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice,' and I got up and left. Hide
[on handling fame] - It's a little bit strange. But I'm 40 years old. If I were in my 20s, this whol Show more [on handling fame] - It's a little bit strange. But I'm 40 years old. If I were in my 20s, this whole thing would probably freak me out. Don't worry though, I'm sure I'll fuck this up somehow. Hide
It's embarrassing but I don't over-think things too much when I work. I think that may be evident to Show more It's embarrassing but I don't over-think things too much when I work. I think that may be evident to a lot of people. Hide
Zach Galifianakis's FILMOGRAPHY
All as Actor (250) as Creator (4)
Zach Galifianakis Zach Galifianakis'S roles
Frisbee
Frisbee

Alan
Alan

Ben
Ben

Marty Huggins
Marty Huggins

Bill
Bill

Luke
Luke

Chip Baskets
Chip Baskets

Jerry
Jerry

Felix
Felix

Weird Wally
Weird Wally

Bobby
Bobby

Happy Medium
Happy Medium

Ben Baker
Ben Baker

Jeff Gaffney
Jeff Gaffney

Bus Stop Man
Bus Stop Man

Heavyset Man and Norman
Heavyset Man and Norman

Himself
Himself

Ethan Tremblay
Ethan Tremblay

Therman
Therman

Hobo Joe
Hobo Joe

David Ghantt
David Ghantt

Ray Hueston
Ray Hueston

Jake
Jake

Dave the Bear
Dave the Bear

Kevin
Kevin

Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty

Himself - Host, Various, Darrell Sparks, Himself, Paul Nevin, Racist Jim
Himself - Host, Various, Darrell Sparks, Himself, Paul Nevin, Racist Jim

Steve
Steve

The Joker
The Joker

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